Jokes for kids sent in by  Kids

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FROM JOSHUA - SAN BERNADINO

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? 

FROM BAILEY - San Fransisco

 

Where do Zombies learn about their future?

FROM REBECCA - Perth,  Australia

 

Where do Zombies like to swim?

FROM CHARLEY - Toronto

 

Why did the man with one hand cross the

road?   

Greanwold & The Mystery Cave

The Minosaur Book of Birthdays

FROM EMILY - ENGLAND

 

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?   

The Minosaur Book of Secrets

FROM SARAH - California

 

What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?  

FROM BROOKLYN   - Toronto

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with

a Vampire?

FROM LIAM   -   Winnipeg

 

What happens when you drop a snowball in a

bucket of water?